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Post by stephalicious Sun 11 Feb - 21:50

A woman had 3 girls. One day she
decides to test her sons-in-law. She
invites the first one for a stroll by
the lakeshore, purposely falls in and
pretends to be drowning. Without any
hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and
saves her.

The next morning, he finds a brand new
Toyota car in his driveway with this
message on the windshield…

“Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!

A few days later, the lady does the
same thing with the second son-in-law.
He jumps in the water and saves her
also. She offers him a new Honda car
with the same message on the
windshield…

Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!

A few days later, she does the same
thing again with the third son-in-law.
While she is drowning, the son-in-law
looks at her without moving an inch and
thinks:

”Finaly! It’s about time that this old
witch dies!

The next morning, he receives a brand
new Ferrari car with this message…

THANK YOU!
Your father-in-law
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Post by joelcty Thu 15 Feb - 11:59

hahahaahahaha
soo funn lar
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Post by proto_type Thu 15 Feb - 15:42

nice one
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Post by matthew lim Thu 15 Feb - 22:57

rubaraba santa
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Post by joeltay17 Thu 15 Feb - 23:40

lol!!!...nice one!Very Happy
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Post by jessamine Sat 17 Feb - 11:31

the father-in-law is sooo bad.....the mother-in-law aso veri dumb.In all the ways 2 test she sibuk oni risk her life....lol
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Post by seokqing Sat 24 Feb - 0:10

..
haha.
who wil b de mother in law...
haha..
so clever de..
lik tat test her sons in law..
haha
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Post by larissa Sat 24 Feb - 1:36

haha good wan.....
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Post by Jeremy Sat 24 Feb - 13:05

nice one.
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Post by seokqing Sat 24 Feb - 14:10

i wondering whether jess o lari o steph o lynne wil do tat to test their
sons in law in time..
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Post by larissa Sat 24 Feb - 14:12

hmm no la not so bad wan coz they will surely love me hahah...n i will trust them coz my daughter trust them too mah heheheh..see la muhahaha
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Post by jian Sat 24 Feb - 14:41

Grandpa is here...lol
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Post by larissa Sat 24 Feb - 15:17

HAHA WHAT THE GRANPA GONNA DO HUH HAAH
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Post by jessamine Sat 24 Feb - 15:20

i dun think i'll do tat ...i can think of better ideas noe??
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Post by joelcty Sat 24 Feb - 15:42

i dun wan bcom granpa..
if i have daughter i wun let her marry...
hahahaha
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Post by Jeremy Sat 24 Feb - 17:49

JOel so bad.This is one of the reasons why teenagers will run from home.Jessamine,Larissa,Lynne or Stepy wont do that 1 le.They all gud ppl and will b good mothers.
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Post by joeltay17 Sat 24 Feb - 18:28

I'll be a good father:) hahahah:P
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Post by larissa Sat 24 Feb - 23:16

way i cant wait to get married wei hahah ...thats me k dun ask y hahaha
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Post by jian Sat 24 Feb - 23:28

I am d best grandpa in d world
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Post by larissa Sat 24 Feb - 23:31

right..so early grandpa dy then nex time when granpa teruka
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 11:59

erm..
guys..
too early odi lar.
aiyo..
we all not yet reach 17 oso..
sum of u all pmr oso not yet finish..
odi think of tis all..
joel chong..
u sure u dun wan ur daughter marry a guy ah??
aiyo..
teruk lar..
u dis father..
but hw bout ur son..
haha..
if he marry and hv a son..
u oso bcome granpa le..
haha..
jess..
wats ur idea..
haha..
jian..
granpa odi..
haha..
erm..
joel..
good father?
sure u wil dun wory..
haha..
lari...
wan marry odi ah..
hahaha...
me le..
erm..
not thinking bout dis le..
hehe..
do step by step..
nw..
first step for me is find a gf then think of next step..
haha..
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Post by joeltay17 Sun 25 Feb - 19:27

jian wrote:I am d best grandpa in d world

you gotta be kidding me.
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 19:37

we wil find out soon..
haha
after 30 years..
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Post by larissa Sun 25 Feb - 20:07

haah hey year lor eventually we will get married right...not now le but i jus cnt wait......i wanna see who is my hubby how my kids look like hahaha!!!!dun tell me u dun wanna see right...haah....
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Post by joeltay17 Mon 26 Feb - 22:31

some of us may be still single...Razz
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Post by larissa Tue 27 Feb - 15:36

ahah no just pray to God for the right wan hahah....
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Post by Jeremy Tue 27 Feb - 20:16

Yea.Trust God that He will find us a suitable one for us.Btw, Jian is so not the 'best' grandpa in the world.Joel Tay dnt need to worry.Gor 3 wives and kids aradi.He should know how it feels.hahahaha.
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Post by larissa Tue 27 Feb - 20:21

hmm yeah like the movie the chinese wan is it err ~`i`m not stupid too~
FAMILY MEAN
F~FATHER
A~AND
M~MOTHER
I ~I
L ~LOVE
Y ~YOU
so cute right the movie so nice la...sad...who got the DVD plase borrow me
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Post by jian Wed 28 Feb - 21:15

I might b 1 of d best grandpa in d world 1day...who knows?
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Post by joeltay17 Wed 28 Feb - 22:12

best?
in your dreams la datuk...Razz
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Post by Jeremy Wed 28 Feb - 22:24

haha.nenek siapa?
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Post by seokqing Wed 28 Feb - 23:01

erm..
hehe.
dis muz ask jian..
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Post by larissa Thu 1 Mar - 15:37

ahah ill be the sportin-est...mother....haha....
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Post by seokqing Thu 1 Mar - 15:44

mean who??
haha
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Post by larissa Thu 1 Mar - 15:52

huh i am saying i`ll be a kool mother le blury haahh
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