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Post by matthew lim Sat 10 Feb - 0:42

AH PA’s TOILET

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang gio (urine in Hokkien), the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang gio in the fridge again!"
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Post by stephalicious Sat 10 Feb - 10:49

HAHA!! LOL!
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Post by joeltay17 Sat 10 Feb - 13:49

stupid la....xD
grandpa go wrong place...xD
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Post by stephalicious Sat 10 Feb - 14:01

Jian!
LoL! Grandpa..
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Post by joelcty Sat 10 Feb - 17:40

walao funny like blek la

LOL gd one!
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Post by matthew lim Sat 10 Feb - 23:40

advance toilet
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Post by Jeremy Sun 11 Feb - 13:30

So funny la.Good one Matthew.
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Post by jessamine Sun 11 Feb - 18:07

i wonder what the daughter-in-law think of him??
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Post by lynne89 Sun 11 Feb - 23:22

matthew's picture describe's my reaction....
>.<
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Post by matthew lim Mon 12 Feb - 20:41

matthew's picture describe's my reaction
what u mean?
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Post by joeltay17 Tue 13 Feb - 15:11

it means lynne reacted the way you did in your picture...LOL.
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Post by lynne89 Tue 13 Feb - 19:20

you look at his picture.. like wanna vomitt...
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Post by joeltay17 Tue 13 Feb - 20:40

more like...shocked? AhPek_toilet (joke) Ashamed
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 12:11

haha..
wei..
jian do tat ah??
steph..
ur granpa lar.
haha..
jess..
hw u think bout tat guy..
i think it wil b same lik the daughter in law think bout him
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Post by joeltay17 Sun 25 Feb - 13:32

yucks.
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 14:26

yucks ???
haha
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Post by joelcty Sun 25 Feb - 14:43

ya yucks...
imagine they all been eating the urinatred food

ewwwww...

sick.
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 14:44

haha
yea..
sick le..
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Post by joeltay17 Sun 25 Feb - 17:12

joel why do you have to mention it?
talking about urinated food....stinks!
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Post by joelcty Sun 25 Feb - 17:24

cos i wan awaken all tthe sleepyheads
abt urinted food
dun eat!!!!!!!!!!!!

ask ur grandfather weather when he pee the light got on itself onot??

if no then it's safe..
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Post by joeltay17 Sun 25 Feb - 19:18

nasib baik my grandpa not under the same roof..
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Post by seokqing Sun 25 Feb - 19:40

yer..
joel.
i sure ur grandpa wont do lik tat lar..
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Post by joeltay17 Tue 6 Mar - 15:20

how i know/?!!?!
grandpas can be off their mind sometimes......seriously...Razz
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Post by seokqing Wed 7 Mar - 15:01

..
.haha..
try lar.
.ask ur grandpa stay wit u 2 weeks..
then u wil find out..
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Post by joeltay17 Wed 7 Mar - 18:02

Dreamwalk on to your bed and on your face...pee!Razz
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Post by seokqing Thu 8 Mar - 14:28

...
mayb for u lae..
wakaka..
he stay wit u wat..
not me...
wakakka
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Post by larissa Thu 8 Mar - 15:37

ahah so farnie le..........hmm.....
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