First date =p

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is
to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family
pack
because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where the girl's
parents
are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his
head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had
no idea you were this religious!"


The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
had no idea your
father was a pharmacist!

waliao....dis realy cool leh..muahaha

wooo hoooo, brilliant....

hmmmm...no offence but.....
this kind of jokes also put in?
LOL.....
Recommend you not to...

Hehe.. =p

the joke is quite funny
but like joel said
mayb not suitable lor hor... cos after kids come in leh?

HAha! K k..

aiyo....

aiyo....

nice ....

kids? like who? jess?? >.< lol but yeaaa..

she cannnot know abt this...too innocent!

aiyo..
she odi f2 lar.
haha.
dun treat her lik a small kid lar..
haha..
but she sure woont understand de..
haha..
i think lar..
haha..
joel..
can delete de ma??

this?
MAYBE.
i wanna have opinions on dirty jokes actually.

haha
ask anne..