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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Post by leekinfei on Wed 26 Sep - 0:45

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed aslow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife




Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is An operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another

Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support
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Re: UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Post by joeltay17 on Thu 27 Sep - 19:46

Ohhh....niceeee! Very Happy
i heard some similar joke...which is upgrading from girlfriend to wife...ahah! Smile

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Post by tananne on Fri 5 Oct - 18:31

hahaha... i've read this particular one too.
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Post by Jeremy on Mon 8 Oct - 23:34

this is a good joke... Laughing
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Post by HannChyuan on Sun 5 Oct - 16:28

lol~~~
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